Welp. Trolls come in all shapes and sizes these days. They aren’t small and plastic with bright colored hair, sometimes wearing themed outfits and set on display in Spencer’s Gifts or the shelves of your bookshelf. They are hiding in closets with your skeletons and compact disc collection and love letters from high school exes. They are in your computer, around the bend of every click of your mouse. With these guys, it is never as serious as one may believe it to be. If you can laugh at their jokes, you’ll beat them at their own game. But they will only come back the next round with something entirely more ridiculous.
Take Damn Wright for instance, and his newest track, a remix of “Stacy’s Mom,” by Fountains of Wayne. The art work for this track is utterly ridiculous, complete with a whale of a Skrillex and Stacy’s mom herself as a half mammal positioned on top of the poolhouse. He made me promise I would write this, even tho I am not sure it is the right look for me, but I told him that this song was a win for me from the start, seeing as how I am a 33-year-old thirsty ass cougar that is checking IDs and taking names of those 18+ when I am not busy being a professional journalist.
He had this to say about his remix:
OK GUYS IM NOT GONNA LIE I DID IN FACT BANG STACYS MOM AND SHE WAS DYING FOR A REMIX. SO YOU KNOW HOW I DO I GIVE THE BIRDS WHAT THEY WANT WHEN THEY WANT. AND ITS NOT REALLY A WANT ITS MORE OF A NEED ANYWAYS. HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY THE WORK I DID ON STACYS MOM AND NOT JUST HER BOOB JOB. ALSO THIS IS THE REAL TRAPHOUSE NOT GUCCI MANE TRAPHOUSE HOOD SHIT COOKIN CHICKENS IN THE KITCHEN SLINGING BRICKS OUT THE OVEN. THIS iS FULL OUT TRAP MUSIC AND HOUSE MUSIC AT ITS FINEST. TURN UP TURN DOWN TURN LEFT TURN WRIGHT IDC BUT I LOVE U
There isn’t much more to say after reading that. Except download this track, and don’t expect any Gucci Mane. This is traphouse as in the mixing of genres not from the actual houses where trapping takes place. Don’t get it twisted.