When DAD reads shit like “legend has it that the enigma Ladyman first obtained his powers while working at a women’s shoe store in Jersey City,” we smile. At the end of the day, we don’t NEED to know who Ladyman is, but we like a bit of fantasy, a bit of illusion, and nothing is as illusionary as the dreaded mystery meat. It can make a bland lunch turnt up, and is a great title for this freebie from the Hot Mom USA clique. It really is hard to pin this one down; is it footwork? Jersey club? Who cares?!?! It bangs, and that’s all we need to know.