15 EDM Drinking Games

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If you're watching Avicii perform, you should probably avoid this rule unless you plan on blacking out in the first 30 minutes. Homeboy throws his hands up more than a deoderant commercial. So if you see a DJ get em high, your cup better follow.

How often does this shit happen, baby birds? You're enjoying the show and some Stretch Armstrong, Gumby-looking asshole blocks your view. No, seriously, I'm wondering how often it happens because, being a Gumby-looking dude, it never happens to me. Well, regardless, if it happens, take a drink. If you did it, take two.

"Hey man....you need Molly? I got that fire shit." No thanks, but I will take a 10-second drink, and then give a 10-second drink to a friend. Why? Because drinks are meant to be shared.

Here's where the bulk of your drinking is going to come in. This pretty much covers the majority of your conversations

Go vertical on whatever bottle is within your reach. Then take a swing at him if the mood strikes you. Unless it's me, in which case...let me do me, hater.

We've all been there. A bad night is a bad night, and if someone else's metaphorical shit is hitting the imaginary fan then it's our duty as fellow music patrons to show some love and have a better time knowing we have avoided said funky situation. So take a shot then pour a little out. Good vibes, baby birds. Good vibes.

At some shows, this rule is a death sentence - or at least a trip to the hospital. We're not trying to make you break the bank here, just hoping to help you unleash the inner champion. Plus, chances are that if this rule applies then you'll be in the right place to meet cute girls who break the next rule...

At this point, I'm hoping that the "Harlem Shake" meme won't continue this bastardization and eventually turn into the "Freebird" of dance music. That said, we include this rule for the sake of drowning your emotions, and enjoying the finer things in life like yelling at strangers, falling asleep on a park bench, and sending snapchats that hopefully disappear pre-screen shot.

I mean - if you're not doing it already, ya know...it's more of a lifestyle choice than anything.

I'm not sure how this rule works if you're wearing a mask as well, but if you made a mask that doesn't allow you to drink through it then that's your fault for not thinking ahead. Foresight, dude. Those mau5 ears are the perfect place to hide the beers of a beer helmet.

It really doesn't matter who did it, just start throwing out drinks and embarassing people. If someone admits to it, then they can hand out a dime piece - ten drinks however they want to distribute them. So fart away, baby birds. Take all the credit, and dish out the juice. You know your crop dusting those crowds anyway, time to make it worth your while.

Think of this as the "social" aspect of any card game. When he drinks, you drink. Pretty simple. If you're at a Dada Life show, then finish your drink when they spray champagne. Or spray your own vodka soda (with just a splash of cranberry - for the color, not the calories) all over everyone around you and just see if you get the same response.

We don't want any fights - but, you know how it is, an eye for an eye, baby birds. Slap that muffhugger, then offer them a sip of your scotch on the rocks (wait...what else would you be drinking?) and call it even.

Writers gotta eat, too, hombres. Everytime you even think about another blog, take a shot and have a nice long think about what you did wrong.